Wednesday, August 10, 2011

SAD STORY: PENJUAL KUIH

I found this story really touched my heart.. Awww... I'm so sentimental...


BIRTHDAY: L’s 29th Birthday

 

Today 10th August 2011 break fasting with McD together with L & N at their house.. plan to watch movie Coming Soon afterwards.

After the movie,.. 7 of us, S, N, Y, A, Little J and me with the Birthday Boy of course, L celebrate his 29th Birthday. here’s his Birthday Cake.

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HAPPY 29th BIRTHDAY L!!!!

DVD: Coming Soon

Just got back from L’s house.. 7 of us (me, A, S, Y, N, L and Little J)watching horror movie titled Coming Soon. It’s a Thai movie, story about female ghost named Chaba.. ugh.. scary wo..don’t want to put details here.. I just encourage you watch this movie because i feel this movie one of those best horror movie ever made.

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Thursday, July 7, 2011

SAD STORY: A Man & His Son

A story worth sharing ... it will touch the heart of every man and woman with family ...

4 years ago, an accident took my beloved away and very often I wonder, how does my wife, who is now in the heavenly realm, feel right now? She
must be feeling extremely sad for leaving a husband who is incapable to
taking care of the house and the kid. 'cos that is the exact feeling that I
have, as I feel that I have failed to provide for the physical and
emotional needs of my child, and failed to be the dad and mum for my child.
There was one particular day, when I had an emergency at work. Hence, I had to leave home whilst my child was still sleeping. So thinking that there was still rice leftovers, I hastily cooked an egg and left after informing my sleepy child.

With the double roles, I am often exhausted at work as well as when I am home. So after a long day, I came home, totally drained of all energy. So with just a brief hug and kiss for my child, I went straight into the room, skipping dinner. However, when I jumped into my bed with intention of just having a well-deserved sleep, all i heard and felt was broken porcelain and warm liquid! I flipped open my blanket, and there lies the source of the 'problem'... a broken bowl with instant noodles and a mess on the bedsheet and blanket!

Boy, was I mad! I was so furious that I took a clothes hanger, charged straight at my child who was happily playing with his toy, and give him a good spanking! He merely cried but not asking for mercy, except a short explanation:

"Dad, I was hungry and there wasn't anymore leftover rice. But you were not back yet, hence I wanted to cook some instant noodles. But I remembered you reminding me not to touch or use the gas stove without any adults around, hence I turned on the shower and used the hot water from the bathroom to cook the noodles. One is for you and the other is for me. However, I was afraid that the noodles will turn cold, so I hid it under the blanket to keep it warm till you return. But I forgot to remind you 'cos I was playing with my toys...I am sorry Dad..."

At that moment, tears were starting to run down my cheeks...but I didn't want my son to see his dad crying so I dashed into the bathroom and cried with the shower head on to mask my cries. After that episode, I went towards my son to give him a tight hug and applied medication on him, while coaxing him to sleep. Then, it was time to clear up the mess on the bed. When everything was done and well past midnight, I passed my son's room, and saw that he was still crying, not from the pain on his little buttock, but from looking at the photograph of his beloved mummy.

A year has passed since the episode, I have tried, in this period, to focus on giving him both the love of his dad and mum, and to attend to most of his needs. And soon, he is turning seven, and will be graduating from kindergarten. Fortunately, the incident did not leave a lasting impression on his childhood memories and he is still happily growing
up.

However, not so long ago, I hit my boy again, with much regret. This time, his kindergarten teacher called, informing me of my son's absence from school. I took off early from work and went home, expecting him to explain. But he wasn't to be found, so I went around our house, calling out his name and eventually found him outside a stationery shop, happily playing computer games. I was fuming, brought him home and whack the hell out of him. He did not retaliate, except to say, 'I am sorry, Dad'. But after much probing, I realized that it was a 'Talent Show' organized by
his school and the invite is for every student's mummy. And that was the reason for his absence as he has no mummy.....

Few days after the caning, my son came home to tell me, the kindergarten has recently taught him how to read and write. Since then, he has kept to himself and stayed in his room to practise his writing, which I am sure, would make my wife proud, if she was still around. 'cos he makes me proud too!

Time passes by very quickly, and soon another year has passed. It's winter, and its Christmas time. Everywhere the christmas spirit is in every passer-by...Christmas carols and frantic shoppers....but alas, my son got into another trouble. When I was about to knock off from the day's work, the post office called. Due to the peak season, the post master was also on an edgy mood. He called to tell me that my son has attempted to post several letters with no addressee. Although I did make a promise never to hit my son again, I couldn't help but to hit him as I feel that this child of mine is really beyond control. Once again, as before, he apologized, ' I'm sorry, Dad' and no additional reason to explain. I pushed him towards a corner, went to the post office to collect the letters with no addressee and came home, and angrily questioned my son on his prank, during this time of the year.

His answer, amidst his sobbing, was : The letters were for Mummy. My eyes grew teary, but I tried to control my emotions and continued to ask him: " But why did u post so many letters, at one time?" My son's reply was: " I have been writing to mummy for a long time, but each time I reach out for the post box, it was too high for me, hence I was not able to post the letters. But recently, when I went back to the postbox, I could reach it and I sent it all at once..."

After hearing this, I was lost. Lost at not knowing what to do, what to say... I told my son, " Son, mummy is in the heavenly kingdom, so in future, if you have anything to tell her, just burn the letter and it will reach mummy. My son, on hearing this, was much pacified and calm, and soon after, he was sleeping soundly. On promising that I will burn the
letters on his behalf, I brought the letters outside, but couldnt help opening the letter before they turn to ash.

And one of the letters broke my heart....


Dear Mummy,

I miss you so much! Today, there was a 'Talent Show' in school, and the school invited all mothers for the show. But you are not around, so I did not want to participate as well. I did not tell Dad about it as I was afraid that Dad would start to cry and miss you all over again.

Dad went around looking for me, but in order to hide my sadness, I sat in front of the computer and started playing games at one of the shops. Dad was furious, and he couldn't help it but scolded and hit me, but I did not tell him the real reason. Mummy, everyday I see Dad missing you and whenever he think of you, he is so sad and often hide and cry in his room.

I think we both miss you very very much. Too much for our own good I think. But Mummy, I am starting to forget your face. Can you please appear in my dreams so that I can see your face and remember you? I heard that if you fall asleep with the photograph of the person whom you miss, you will see the person in your dreams. But mummy, why haven't you appeared?

After reading the letter, I cant stop sobbing. 'cos I can never replace the irreplaceable gap left behind by my wife....


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I take this story from e-mail sent by my colleague, i don't know who's the original writer but credits to him. It really touch my heart.

Sunday, July 3, 2011

TRIP: PENANG!!!

 

“Nobody knows, nobody knows but me

That I sometimes cry, if I could pretend that I’m asleep

When my tears start to fall

I peek out from behind these walls

I think nobody knows, nobody knows, no” – Nobody knows by Pink

 

Last Sunday me and my Friends go out to Gurney, Penang to bid our farewell to my ex-beloved-current BFF, Mr C or should i say Pussy C? He’s famous by that name. LOL~  and and and… we celebrated Ms Y birthday. Ms Y is our D&T Engineer and we’re on the same age. 24. Yay!

among my friends that joining:-

Mr A – tall, handsome, Siamese. I always get comfy with him. whenever he’s around- I always feel safe.

Ms N – she’s my big sister. but~~ she’s afraid of cats. in working life, she’s my immediate supervisor. however, we’re rarely work on the same task.

Pussy C – he’s my housemate. an engineer. for the past 3 years in Alor Setar he was my closest buddy. I definitely going to miss him when he’s leaving next week.

Ms Y – she’s the new close friend I got this year. She’s Japanese. mm.. what else ah?.. nvm…later we’ll get to know her better.

Mr L – he’s cute. he’s a songbird (I mean his voice very beautiful). he’s married though. so, no chance la for other girls out there.

Little S – She’s a newbie yet she knows how to mix well with all of us. She’s the hottest in town right now. Lots of my guy friend, man tries to tackle her. She’s 18 to me.

Ms A – she’s my sister. a bully. 2nd close buddy after Pussy C. Let’s just hope she’s not the one who also going to leave me. I rather leave her then she’s leaving me. ahhh.. why the hell I always talk about leaving here??

ok.. that’s it~~ 9 of us. 2 cars. me, Pussy C, Mr Ms A, Ms Y going with PFK while Mr L, Ms N, Little S and Mr S going with PFG. Oh wait! I miss out Mr S introduction.

Mr S – no need to tell la. (hahaha.. sorry S, I know u read my blog).

I’m a bit excited for this trip, so the previous night I didn’t sleep until 5AM I dozed off sleeping. Lucky Pussy C wake me up that morning. Lucky I’m not the last one to get ready since Ms A was coming late that time. We’re having breakfast at City Plaza’s Mac Donald’s. and took off to Penang around 10AM.

We arrive an hour and half later at 11:30AM at Gurney Plaza, Penang. our first activity was watching movie at GSC Gurney. We separate into 2 groups since 2 of us wanted to watch Blitz (Jason Statham in it) – N & S commented that movie was suck and S give 1 out of 10 ☆.

While me and other friends watch LADDALAND.. hell!! <sweating> just by saying the tittle it gave creeping thought into my mind. urgh! I hate this movie! (this movie darn GOOD! Deadly Scary!)

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LADDALAND - It’s a Thai movie about a man who tries to succeed in his life. Buying a house in territory of Chiang Mai, in a residential area where essentially nobody wants to live there. That place called Ladda Land. His family and himself just moving in from Bangkok were expecting to start fresh their family relationship in the new house. However, they gradually encounter paranormal  and horror events.

There’s too many horror scene in the movie. If you watch a full throttle of action in an action movie, this movie is a horror movie which full of scariest moment and deathly experience..okay i might exaggerate a bit but it’s really worth spend my RM9 for this movie. I scream a lot in the cinema. Lucky there are not so many people inside the cinema at that time.

The movie finish about 2.15PM so we’re ready for our next activity – Lunch time. We didn’t plan of where to eat so we waste about 20minutes figuring out where to eat. then, S come with the idea lunch at A&W – no objection – all eat happily.

GMS1375_20100909_08Main event for this trip was KARAOKE-ing!!! We sing our hearts out at RED BOX Gurney Plaza. We take the noon package (3-6PM). It costs RM 380 – 9 person. huhuhu.. so happy!..

This time I really feel like singing. I sing and screaming like no tomorrow. The room was so large. There’s Wii game too – Little S really like to play with it. not to mention N, Mr A and Pussy C. me, S, Ms A, Y and L like to sing. S not really singing but he sits next to me. So, either way, he also sing even without the microphone. The session should be only for 3 hours but one good thing about when we go to RED it’s because you can sing until 5-6hours providing that there are no other customer queuing outside. (this fact come from my mind since the staffs there didn’t shut off our karaoke session up until we feel like we don’t want to sing anymore..)

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[Picture: Me & S]

8.45PM – we ate dinner at Coffee Island, also at Gurney drive, Penang.. Then we head back Alor Setar afterwards.

^.^

Monday, May 9, 2011

I interviewed myself… back in 2008.

I know it sound insane.. but it turn out to be funny when you read it again after you wrote it like 3 years ago.. here it is~~

Your job?
try-to-be-a- bz-quantity surveyor (FYI, i become senior qs already)

Describe yourself in 3 words....?
enough of hoping (hopeless la tu..)

what is most important to you in a women's physical appearance ?
erm..she must know she always be second after my beloved Umi.

what do you think women find hot about you? have you been told about it before?
they don’t think I’m hot.. I’m nice person. then I’ll say to them, “eh, xdela..ko x nmpk lg jahat aku mcm mn..”

When you are home alone what kind of music do you dance to?
I don’t dance..I sing. Most of the time, I turn on the radio really really really loud..

What is more important to you.. Love? .. Money? and why?
This has to be a trick question. Love when there's no money and money when there's no love.

What is your preference of music?
Pop, rock, hip hop. Not in that order.
What is your definition of "a night out partying"?
watching movies

Which celebrity would you compare yourself to?
Paris Hilton of course. Mata, tgn dan kaki ktorg sama…skinny..haha Plus, we both think we're hotter than we really are.
What is your favourite food?
anything can do la..
Would you leave your job to join a rescue mission in a foreign country without any media coverage?
Bring it on! I like to feel the experience of rescuing people..

What is the worst thing you've ever made someone do?
I made my friend to help me amend my thesis.. but it’s nice to have him doing such a favor. (I think shaiful Yusre is the guy- don’t remember!)

If you had one day to be someone else, who would you be and why?
I would be my HR GM, so I can instruct my entire friend to be assigned at Alor Setar office. (as for now, i feel silly why do i have this thought)

What's your most over-used word or phrase??
“Standard ar..”

If someone made a movie of your life would it be a drama, a comedy, a romantic-comedy, action film, or science fiction? Which actor would play you?
Drama.... Jude Law. IF HE IS NOT AVAILABLE THAN IT WOULD HAVE TO BE JESSICA ALBA, AT LEAST I WOULD BE HOT. (now i want Jake Gyllnhaal or Jonathan Rhyes Myers)

If you were an ice cream flavor, which one would you be and why?
I WOULD BE CHOCOLATE. PEOPLE DON'T JUST EAT CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM YOU KNOW, THEY DO ALL SORTS OF FUN STUFF WITH IT.....YUMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!

What's your favorite cartoon character, and why?
Tom.. I like cats.

If you could call up anyone in the world right now for a chat, who would it be?
my bestfren.

If you were a car, what would you be and why?
Toyota Rush.. don’t want to tell u y..
What is the greatest song ever written, and by whom?
ntah la.. but I do think From This Moment On sung by Shania Twain is the greatest love song for me..

What would you do if you were invisible for a day?
Look in the mirror. It'd be awesome to try figuring out which part of my body I'm actually looking at...
Who would you save while escaping a sinking ship - your cat, your girlfriend or your phone?
That's an easy one. Throw the cat overboard - he / she will swim, phone? who cares about a phone? It doesn't work in the middle of the ocean anyway - girlfriend... OF COURSE :)

What is your favorite cheesy line from an equally cheesy movie?
I'm not sure if this is cheesy enough - taken from the movie Jerry Maguire - the infamous line - "you, complete me"... almost too beautiful to recite... one more time - "you, COMPLEEETTTEE me" - ok, I've officially melted :) (i copy this from internet)

What is the very last thing you do before falling asleep?This I've got to admit... PRAY... I often snooze before finishing my prayer - so is it still considered? (not anymore)

Nicest thing you've done to yourself or someone?
I don’t recall..

What movie/TV shows have made you cry?
Oh man! so many..Armageddon, CJ7, and i think titanic made me cry too (the part when that fella jumped la) what's his name again.. (it’s jake rose—hahaha i still don’t remember)

What song cures your loneliness?
Outta My Head - Ashlee
If you weren't a QS, what would you be?
- OH my GOD! I am QS now..huhu.. I’ll be AirAsia steward..he

When you're bored, what do you usually do?
-Try and think that im not bored!..

Why are you always going on and on about being single?
(with a sleazy look) Cuz I’m still 21, I just got work after 3 years study in IPT. I’ve been single for 20 years now and I’ve never fallin in love. So? (and now i’m 24 and proudly single)

What song do you secretly sing to in the car when you’re sad and lonely and cursing your single life?
I still don’t drive on my own la.. (well i got my driving license already and i drive a lot- due to my working environment)

e-mail?

Khairul@radio.fm (i’ve changed my email already)

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Thor: Just OK.

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watch this movie last Monday with CTF and Alin, my closest buddy here in Alor Setar after back from work.

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x paham sgt movie Thor ni.. apa yg boleh aku rumuskan movie ni berkisarkan cerita kisah 2 beradik, anak kepada Odin, Raja Alam Asgard, (kita alam Bumi) – Thor & Loki. Odin lakonan Anthony Hopkins dah tua, tiba masa tuk cari pengganti Raja Baru Alam Asgard, Thor (Chris Hemsworth) pahlawan muda tapi angkuh dan ego telah dicampak ke Bumi- kuasa pun ditarik balik. Adik dia Loki (Tom Hiddleston) turn out to be seorang raksasa dari alam Ice yg jahat cuba utk memusnahkan Asgard.
di alam Bumi, Thor jumpa awek cun Jane Foster (Natalie Portman), ahli Fizik yg mengkaji ilmu jambatan yg menghubungkan alam2 di alam semesta ini. Thor dapat kuasa dia balik bila dia lawan Destroyer di Bumi. Kwn2 dia pun ada tlg- c Jackie chan, Robin Hood dgn Xena. (sorg lagi tidak diketahui identiti.)
Oh! dan x ramai tau, bila movie da habis, kena tggu smpi credits movie kluar, sbb Samuel L Jackson pun ada dlm movie ni.. (too bad, aku kluar awal..so, aku x tau apa scene yg ada. sequel??)

+Rate Movie+ ★★★☆☆

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Kalau korang nak tgk trailer, download picture2 best, dsbgnya.. klik laman sesawang rasmi filem ini: http://thor.marvel.com/

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P/S - You might want to get your copy of The Score issue 05 May 2011 ~ TURN TO PAGE 60-63 for Thor’s director-Kenneth Branagh interview and/or Hot Magazine issue 169 .16-29 April 2011 ~ TURN TO PAGE 74-76 for Thor's star-Chris Hemsworth interview.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Red Riding Hood: Unexpected Storyline

Hari Pekerja baru2 ni aku kluar hang out sama kawan masa sekolah dulu, c Kenny nama dia.. Jln2 d KLCC, Pavilion, Sg.Wang, area Bukit Bintang la pendek cerita.. jln ronda2 area BB tu, sempat layan 1 movie d GSC Pavilion. harga tiket RM13- berbaloi sbb ruang kaki dia sgt luas. sesuai la tuk org tggi mcm aku..kaki pun pnjg. Panggung kecil, tp sound sistem mmg bagus.
Entri kali ni, aku mau crita pasal filem yg aku tgk tu.. “Red Riding Hood”, dilakonkan oleh salah seorang pelakon yg aku minat, Amanda Seyfried.

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Komen aku: xyah tgk trailer pun cukup untuk buat korang rasa filem ni best. IMFAO la.. Storyline mmg unexpected. walaupun konon2 rasa mcm da tau da storyline sape yg jahat, sape yg sebenarnya serigala jadian. bagi korang yang belum tgk movie ni, once movie start, try tuk fikir sape serigala jadian yg sebenar dlm filem ni.. interesting sbb kalau korang dpt teka, feel dia mesti lbh best.. kalau korang salah, pun best gak. sbb that means, director pandai alih perhatian korang.
Filem ni arahan pengarah yg buat filem Twilight yg popular dulu, Catherine Hardwicke (patutla latar belakang filem ala2 vampire ja). Pemilihan pelakon pun best2.. latar belakang muzik diadun/ dipilih memang kena dgn scene2 dlm movie.. jadi jln crita lebih hidup.
+Rate Movie+ ★★★★☆
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dapatkan isu majalah Galaxie keluaran 16-30april (cover justin bieber), mukasurat 32-33 kalau mau baca interview dgn pengarah filem Red Riding Hood, Catherine Hardwicke.
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Kalau korang nak tgk trailer, download poster dsbgnya.. klik laman sesawang rasmi filem ini: http://redridinghood.warnerbros.com/
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Hot Magazine & Galaxie Magazine

Saturday, April 23, 2011

THE LAZY SONG

bg aku, en.Bruno sgt genius bila buat lagu yg malas cam neh.. video pun sempoi ja ba..

Sunday, January 23, 2011

beritahu dia, "Awak GEMOK!" & 19 cara lain untuk kekal 'single' (bujang)

ENTRI TAHUN BARU NI AKU NAK MULAKAN DENGAN ENTRI YANG SESUAI UNTUK DIRI AKU..BUJANG. - 20 CARA-CARA UNTUK KEKAL/KEMBALI BUJANG.

20. SERLAHKAN GAYA 'SKEMA'!

kebiasaannya perempuan x suka dengan lelaki skema.. kecualilah kalau perempuan tu pun skema gk..atau jenis yang queen control.

19. GUNAKAN BEKAS² TEMAN WANITA TERDAHULU! (kalau xde, buat2 ada ok!)

Perempuan/wanita x suka dibandingkan dgn kekasih lama(llk pun sama nih), so, kalau korang guna ex-lover korang.. katakan pd perempuan tu/teman wanita skrg yang korang masih berhubung melalui facebook atau sms dgn ex-lover korang, sure perempuan tu cancel niat diorang nak dekati korang. bagi yg dah ada teman wanita tu, 100% yakin perempuan tu pun pasti akan 'kontek' ex-lover dia dulu.. atau cari lain.

18. BAWA DIALOG PASAL MAK BAPAK DIA!

xde sape suka boyfriend kutuk mak bapak dorang.

17. BENCI BUDAK-BUDAK!

bukan korang yang jadi budak². perempuan suka kot boyfriend dorg manja kt dorg mcm budak². tapi korang kena jd seseorang yang x suka kanak² nih!. kalau korang tunjuk fatherhood korang tu, nnt pompuan ni suka kt korang.. sbb nnt dia ckp korang leh jadi bapa yang baik~

16. MINUM ARAK.


bagi yang non-muslim.. get drunk. do something stupid that eventually the girl who got interest in you loathes you!

tuk yg muslim plak - ckp je korang suka minum arak.(stay no beer or any alocoholic drinks ok! tipu boleh) perempuan x suka lelaki kaki buat dosa nih.


15. BELI XBOX/PSP/PS3/SOMETHING YG MAHAL.

haa.. yg ni korang boleh beli time shopping dgn dia. dia ingat korang nak bagi dia, padahal korang nak guna sendiri. mahal plak tu.

14. NANGIS TIME FAVOURITE FOOTBALL TEAM KORANG KALAH.

sure perempuan tu/gf korang larikkkk.. hahaha..

13. GYM? NAHHH, I'M COOL~ 

perempuan tertarik dgn lelaki yang jaga kesihatan... tp, x ramai pg gym kn? mksd d sini, korang malas bersukan, kuat makan plak tu, kuat tido juga. haha.. a big NO for girlssss..


12. JADI BUDAK BAIK. DUK DIAM² DALAM RUMAH.

duk diam kat rumah. tengok drama tv kat laptop je.. sure jimat duit. perempuan ajak keluar pun, korang tolak.. perempuan benci couple mcm nih..kedekut nak spend duit.

11. LANGGAR PERATURAN


yang ni mmg berani mati. perempuan mmg suka 'budak jahat'. tapi ada had. buat la perkara² yang menjengkelkan dia, tapi, ada had. janganla sampai korang buat sesuatu yang menyebabkan korang masuk penjara lak. aku bg contoh paling mudah:.. nak kencing? korang buka je seluar, cari lah mana2 port yg sesuai nak kencing walaupun sbnrnya boleh je cari tandas. atau marah bestfriend dia ke.. etc.

10. KACAU KWN² DIA YANG LAIN

ada facebook kan? post wall post kt wall kawan² dia lebih dari korang post kt wall dia. and then, kalau korang mmg "terer", korang sangkut lak dgn kwn dia..

9. CONTROL HIDUP DIA!

perempuan x suka dikongkong. kalau korang asyik call, sms tanya dia apa dia buat, pasti dia jadi mual, muak dsbg...

8. CARI KEPERCAYAAN BARU

ni ala² cerita Tom Cruise dgn agama dia Scientology tu, tp, korang xyahla smpi pesong akidah lak. paling mudah kalau korang percaya wujudnya dunia star wars tu, magik Harry Potter ke atau pun korang hidup la dalam imaginasi yang ntah pape,.. nanti perempuan tu akan ingat korang da sakit mental dan blah dari hidup korang.


7. TIBA² JADI NYAH.

yang ni korang tengok afdlin shauki nye sentap scnene tu klik nih.. video sentap buat gaya mcm tu, haha.. tapi dgn gaya serius ok. jangan gelak.


6. POLITIK

korang cakap je mcm gaya ahli politik. esok hari, confirm dia x kenal korang dah.

5. KERETA LEBIH PENTING DARI DIA.

bagi nama kereta korang dgn nama pompuan yg best²; tiz zaqyah, ayu raudah, fasha, faz, etc.. confirm makin panas la hati dorang kt korang. tapi janganla smpi terbawa² dgn org lain lak. ok?

4. BELA HAIWAN PELIHARAAN YANG DIA X SUKA. LAGI PELIK LAGI BAGUS.

kebanyakkan perempuan ada yang takut kucing atau anjing. so, apa kata korang bela haiwan yg buat dia takut.. cicak kubin ke, ular python ke, itik ke, angsa ke, LOL... =P

3. HIDUP X TENTU ARAH

pinjam duit kat dia pastu x byr-byr. cerita pasal line henfon korang dah kena barred sbb x bayar bil. api kt umah sewa da kena potong sbb x byr bil, etc..

2. JADI ANAK MAK.

xde apa yang boleh memisahkan anak dan emak. jadi alasan kalau korang xleh kluar dgn dia sbb korang nak keluar dgn mak sendiri atau korang nak makan 'masakan mak'... hurm.. paham² je la.. belum kahwin lagi ni. kalau dah kahwin, sure tiap2 tahun balik rumah mak mentua je..confirm, pompuan tu blah je...

1. beritahu dia, "Awak GEMOK!"

cukuplah tu. "PRANGGGGGG" hinggap penampar kt muka kang.